No, not kitchen tools.
Effective tools I've used over the years.
"Have you ever tasted a cinder block?"
"I will put your head through the wall"
"I will put my fist through your head"
"I will put my foot up into your neck"
I will torture your mother, and she'll love it"
"My dish crew will be waiting outside for you with baseball bats"
These are the clean ones....
With an HR department, I have to resort to:
"It is ok that you've made this same mistake eighteen times, I will deal with it, and do what I can to help you."
I'm going to put my own head through a wall soon!