Wow. New meaning to voluptuous! Hot hot hot.
yep, seen that Soma commercial a lot. Nice!
"When you're driving behind a Prius, there's 100% chance that nothing exciting will happen" -Karring M.
You don't know old yet, and I am sure - relative to someone else - I don't either. I am guessing I am about (at least) 10 years out from saltmando. Your'e old when your children start looking old, you would rather put an edge on a knife than look at your daughter's friends, or cuddling mostly involves your dog. (About a toss up at this point.)
Everywhere you go, there you are.
Your doctors are older than you.
You remember watching Captain Video.
You go to the bathroom at least twice during the night.
You rather have Ensure than a chocolate milk shake.
You watch more hours of television than you sleep.
Edit: I apologize for that. A little too excited.
"Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something." -Jake the Dog
"Married with children" is saved on your hard drive as "documentaries".
you leave your mobile phone at home and it doesn't bother you one bit!
They play nirvana on e classic rock station right after pink Floyd....
Keep your love outta my sauce.