Oh, you want funny jokes?
A wife said to her husband, "If I die, I want you to remarry and let your new wife have all my belongings"
"Oh no, I could never do that, I love you too much and would never think of replacing you."
"I love you too, that's why I want you to be happy with someone else. She can have my clothes, jewelry, even my car."
"Oh no, I don't even want to think of you dying, much less having her use your things!"
"Please, dear, I mean it. I want her to use everything of mine, even my golf clubs."
"Sorry, that wouldn't work out. She's a lefty."