I decided to have this contest for a couple of selfish reasons.
#1 - I am easily amused.
#2 - I need some new jokes for here at work. It has gotten to the point when I ask anyone here if they want to hear a joke, they start walking in the opposite direction.
To enter the contest make a post with your joke or funny story.
One entry per joke.
If you know a lot of jokes, you get to have a lot of entries.
On July 31st I will use the random number generator to see who is the winner. Giving a bit of time like this for the drawing gives you plenty of time to seek out new funny jokes for the contest.
Winner gets this piece of stabilized redwood burl.
I will pay for worldwide shipping as well.
It is 1&7/16" thick so it might even work for some of those weird looking octagon shaped handles you guys seem to like. (just teasing)
This is one of my last pieces from this burl. It has the tightest pattern of eyes I have ever seen. The only reason why I still have it is because I stashed a couple pieces and then forgot where I put them. I just found it yesterday when straightening up in my shop. There were 2 pieces. I am keeping one of them for myself.