Oh lord... I actually felt bad for that produce.
"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption.. Beer!" -Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck
I can't believe I just watched another one!
It's like staring at the sun. My eyes burn and I have that awful jazz song stuck in my head.
Kill me now Billy!!!
Kill me now!!!
"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
-Lane Myer (Definitely not as in Oscar Mayer)
SMFH. Maybe he should have had someone else hold the cleaver so he could stand on a chair?
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