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Bonertyme

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Was at friend's house after work the other day. He introduced me to a few of his friends and a new girl he has just met over Tinder. The night was great we all had our laughs with food and alcohol. UNTIL I had to go use the bathroom. I walked myself over to the bathroom, tried to open the door but it was locked. I waited patiently outside until the person finished. a few minutes later the door opened up and my friend's girl walked out and we both said hi. I walked in and noticed something funny. The toilet seat was up. Ummmm.. I was very confused and didn't know how to react to this :shocked3:. S hould i be worried for my friend :scared4:
 
Maybe the alcohol got to her, she barfed??or she has a penis....
 
You should marry that girl (assuming she is). You will never find a women who leaves the seat up for you.
 
May not of gone to the bathroom to not use the toilet at all. Check make up/brush teeth/drugs/barf. Or.... http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00200LO7Q/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20 She uses one of those lol. I have some lets say not so girly chick friends of mine show me that one time, I told them it didnt seem like a good idea and you would def. draw more attention using that than just poppin a squat hehe.
 
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Cashn said:
May not of gone to the bathroom to not use the toilet at all. Check make up/brush teeth/drugs/barf. Or.... http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00200LO7Q/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20 She uses one of those lol. I have some lets say not so girly chick friends of mine show me that one time, I told them it didnt seem like a good idea and you would def. draw more attention using that than just poppin a squat hehe.
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Freaking amazing device!!! first time i've ever seen a gadget worth buying and having a chic friend try out.
 
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Seth said:
You should marry that girl (assuming she is). You will never find a women who leaves the seat up for you.
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I know right?? freaking amazing!! i think its a one time deal, assuming she aint a ladyboy.

daveb said:
Did she wink when she was introduced to the Boner?
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No. no winking, just a giggle hi.

wellminded1 said:
Maybe the alcohol got to her, she barfed??or she has a penis....
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I try to believe no penis, but 80% i think she might have one.

ecchef said:
Maybe she was having a drink. Does she have 4 legs and a tail?
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She's wasn't a b9tc$ so the tail hasn't grown yet. very friendly and nice person during the introduction and the night. She helped out cleaning a lot. So she still manage to have 4 limbs but 2 are legs and 2 are arms.
 
ecchef said:
Give her the Mick Dundee 'Sheila Test'...
[video=youtube;WlRc_plUUBk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRc_plUUBk[/video]
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maybe one day when i'm drunk out of my mind while intaking a bunch of molly.
 
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