"There's only one thing I hate more than lying…skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk." -- Ron Swanson
"The Buddha resides as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain."
Pro 350 (in dog years).
Though I could not caution all I still might warn a few; Don't raise your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools. - Robert Hunter