Newbflat
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This is a confessional.
This is me.... Or my once lovely Boardsmith board more accurately. It's a nice 18x24 that has seen a hard life. Not from pro use but from people and households with no respect.
First, only a few of these crimes are mine. Just a couple of carbon knife stains are from my neglect while cooking ( drinking excessively while cooking) over the last 5 years. The rest, the dozen or so burn rings, uncountable carbon knife stains and the horrid popped seams and cracks (close up picture) are the work of others. The "don't touch the carbon knives while I'm gone" were followed weeks later by ... "How was I supposed to to know which ones were carbon" ( fair enough) ... The popped seams and cracks in the end grain are a mystery and no one will admit to leaving a hot pot full of somthing on it..... I have my suspicions though. I'm guessing the same person who I caught seconds after placing a pan of hot oil use for cooking Chiles Rellenos smack on the middle of the board. As often as I have screamed don't do it, people seem to think that cutting boards are trivets. Death by a thousand mocha pot burns... As evident on the board.
I will admit I have been laxed in my board butter application and it is in serious need of a sanding, scraping and buttering. But I wanted to show my Kitchen crime as testimony to being human.
What's your Kitchen crime?
This is me.... Or my once lovely Boardsmith board more accurately. It's a nice 18x24 that has seen a hard life. Not from pro use but from people and households with no respect.
First, only a few of these crimes are mine. Just a couple of carbon knife stains are from my neglect while cooking ( drinking excessively while cooking) over the last 5 years. The rest, the dozen or so burn rings, uncountable carbon knife stains and the horrid popped seams and cracks (close up picture) are the work of others. The "don't touch the carbon knives while I'm gone" were followed weeks later by ... "How was I supposed to to know which ones were carbon" ( fair enough) ... The popped seams and cracks in the end grain are a mystery and no one will admit to leaving a hot pot full of somthing on it..... I have my suspicions though. I'm guessing the same person who I caught seconds after placing a pan of hot oil use for cooking Chiles Rellenos smack on the middle of the board. As often as I have screamed don't do it, people seem to think that cutting boards are trivets. Death by a thousand mocha pot burns... As evident on the board.
I will admit I have been laxed in my board butter application and it is in serious need of a sanding, scraping and buttering. But I wanted to show my Kitchen crime as testimony to being human.
What's your Kitchen crime?