"If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit."
Wow. You just have to love your girlfriend for that. But really, there are only two simple rules to follow to make great food.
#1. Get the very best produce and foodstuff available for what you are going to make.
#2. Don't screw them up!
The monster book might give you some inspiration and direction on how to follow the rules, though. Good luck with that.
PS: Congratulations to Heidi on her masters degree. Great job!!
Dam you I have not seen these yet, now I got to go and drop $500 bucks why is it that every one of your posts I read always costs me money? all my girl ever brings me home as a surprise is another girl...not that I'm complaining incase she reads this