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    Great News from Costco!

    I just saw this in the Costco email, it is the greatest meat opportunity in mass marketing!:

    Chef, Culinary Rock Star, New York Times Best Selling cookbook author, Food Network star (Diners Drive Ins & Dives, Guys Big Bite) and restaurateur (Johnny Garlics, Tex Wasabis), Guy Fieri, brings you his new line of ready-to-cook meats, Guy Fieris Flavortown Foods, so that you can cook like a chef for yourself, your family and friends. Big, bold, 'off-tha-hook' flavors on only the most choice cuts of beef, chicken and pork make cookin up a real deal meal as easy as it gets, any time, any place.
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    Nice. I can finally clear off everything on my spice shelf, and install the second microwave I've been wanting!

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    "off-tha-hook"
    Is this leading up to his next series, Douchebags, Dipshits & Dickheads?
    All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. - Lawrence

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    His target market:

    All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. - Lawrence

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecchef View Post
    "off-tha-hook"
    Is this leading up to his next series, Douchebags, Dipshits & Dickheads?
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecchef View Post
    "off-tha-hook"
    Is this leading up to his next series, Douchebags, Dipshits & Dickheads?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ecchef View Post
    "off-tha-hook"
    Is this leading up to his next series, Douchebags, Dipshits & Dickheads?
    Don't say that too loudly, someone might hear you and go "hey, that's a great idea!"

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    I'm not sure whether I'm more put off by the use of "culinary rock star" or "off-tha-hook." Blergh.
    - Erik

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecchef View Post
    "off-tha-hook"
    Is this leading up to his next series, Douchebags, Dipshits & Dickheads?


    OMFG, I just peed a little. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecchef View Post
    "off-tha-hook"
    Is this leading up to his next series, Douchebags, Dipshits & Dickheads?
    I bet if the food network wrote you a check with enough zero's on it you would bleach your hair,grow silly facial hair,put on an ugly ass shirt with some chains,and act like a d-bag.I know I would.

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