Wait wait wait wait wait...
1. Does this mean I won the shig?
2. I obviously need to start playing the lotto in NJ.
3. If the answer to number 1 is yes, then I'm quite sure that neither this knife's final destination nor its mission to help Bill Burke should end with me; I will send some PMs out tomorrow once I get some sleep and have some time to sort things out in my head.
3b. If the answer to number 1 is no, then nuts to the rest of ya, I'm keepin' whatever it is I just won! :P