I had an umlaut for breakfast.
It's like my ol' grandpappy used to say; "The less one makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look a fool in retrospect"
"The Buddha resides as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain."
Dental floss works wonders with slicing softer cheeses
(make sure it's not used though!)
Mmm minty cheese