New Joke Thread and Drawing

How about a thread where you can post some new jokes? at least new to me.
Please post your jokes here in this thread.

Make a new post for additional jokes.
In a few days I will have a drawing and give away a surprise prize (that means I haven't decided what the prize will be yet).

I know Pensacola Tiger and Spike know lots of jokes. I bet the rest of you guys know some funny ones as well.
For me the jokes work kind of like therapy. As I am working through the day I will be reading the new jokes you guys post here.
Helps to keep me from being grumpy.

Thanks, Mark