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Thread: Hello from California

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    Howdy and welcome!

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    Inspired by God, Forged by Fire, Tempered by Water, Grounded by Earth, Guided by the spirit.. Randy Haas

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    Newport Beach, California
    Welcome from Orange County!

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    Louisville, KY
    Welcome to the Forum. A suggestion about your flatmates. Occasionally when a waiter gets on my nerves I will bring out my honing steel and my 12" butcher, and touch up the edge while reciting an abridged version of The Executioner's Song from the Mikado, where KoKo talks about all of the enemies he would like to chop:

    I've got a little list, yes I've got a little list;

    The waiters screaming 'where's my food' in and around my space,
    Bartenders who sneak shots in back and Phuuf itt (puff it) in my face,
    GMs who who come in my kitchen and hide about the place; I have them on my list, yes I have them on my list.
    (Long scrape, etc.)

    Alter as appropriate. Being in California, an allusion to the San Francisco's Zodiac should be effective!

    Hax the Cook CLEAVERS RULE!!!
    A barbeque believer will not profane pork by boiling, liquid-smoking, submeging in sous-vide, or affirm with those who do.

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    Bay Area

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