ugliest. knife. ever.

[stevenStefano]

I think this one gets the double whammy. Worst looking knife and worst name

I give you the Goldhamster Solicut - Plenum Santoku Special



Where I found this abomination

[Eamon Burke]

This is my favorite thread.

[SpikeC]

GOLDHAMSTER????????????
That is the most unfortunate name for a kitchen product ever devised!

[Potato42]

I think this one gets the double whammy. Worst looking knife and worst name

I give you the Goldhamster Solicut - Plenum Santoku Special



Where I found this abomination

HAHA! I even like how the knife has those little hamster dropping trails on it! Really ties it all together!

[Shepherd]

I'm sure that Jay Fisher makes a well made knife but this must be the worst execution of a chef's knife that I've ever seen. In fact, this knife should be shown to new makers as and example of what not to do in every respect.

I'm thinking it would be a real PITA to clean whatever you're cutting out of all those holes

he sure has some >koff< interesting opinions on geometry and steel selection

[mr drinky]

This half-time knife isn't particularly ugly, but it is such an ugly idea. It is so wrong in so many ways.



half-time knife

And once you buy the half-time knife, they offer a special half-time sharpener because sharpening it will be a PITA.

half-time sharpener

k.

[bieniek]

But imagine, who else provide you with specially designed designer brush to clean your knife? How amazing offer is that? Ill go for it!!

[SpikeC]

The ad said " just as professionals do when they hold two chef's knives together".
So why not just hold two knives together? I suspect that using one knife would actually be faster because that thing looks so clumsy!

[bieniek]

But do you really ever-ever chop the **** out of your herbs with a knife or two? With sharp knife youll slice them finer than you could chop it with no loss of flavonoids/oils.

[Dave Martell]

This half-time knife isn't particularly ugly, but it is such an ugly idea. It is so wrong in so many ways.



half-time knife

And once you buy the half-time knife, they offer a special half-time sharpener because sharpening it will be a PITA.

half-time sharpener


k.