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    The Hutzler 571 Bananananana Slicer:

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    And it gets great reviews on Amazon!
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    "Now I can finally cut my banana-nanana like I never ever could before!!!!!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucretia View Post
    The Hutzler 571 Bananananana Slicer:

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    And it gets great reviews on Amazon!

    No.....way

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    Those reviews are genuinely hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sachem allison View Post
    i think its called the reach-around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notaskinnychef View Post
    i think its called the reach-around
    Reach around what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikehunter View Post
    Reach around what?
    Pork butts.

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    Which way is the edge? Up towards the handle? Seriously scratching my head....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NO ChoP! View Post
    Which way is the edge? Up towards the handle? Seriously scratching my head....
    I was thinkin ya just pushed it down over a banananana. The cross pieces are the blades?
    Saves marriages though. Must be legit.

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    LOL at the top review:

    For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

    Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

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