The Hutzler 571 Bananananana Slicer:
And it gets great reviews on Amazon!
Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller
"Now I can finally cut my banana-nanana like I never ever could before!!!!!!!!"
Those reviews are genuinely hilarious.
Which way is the edge? Up towards the handle? Seriously scratching my head....
The difference between try and triumph is a little "umph"! NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!
LOL at the top review:
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.