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Thread: Weird Wood Contest - 2 Winners Saturday 3/10

  1. #31
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    I'm in. Thanks Mark!

  2. #32
    I'm in!


  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by memorael View Post
    Im IN!

    SOOOOO!... this is a dirty one ANYWAY! theres this guy that gets tossed in jail. In his cell theres this 300 LB guy that immediately lets him know there is a game called mama and papa and they are going to play it whether he likes it or not. Since its his first day in jail, the 300 LB guy lets him know he is going to cut him a break and let him choose whether he wants to be mama or papa.
    The first day inmate says he want's to be PAPA! the 300 LB guy says: "fine with me, come suck mama's D**K.

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    What's the definition of necrophilia?
    Q: What's the definition of necrophilia? A: The urge to crack open a cold one.

    he's not well
    A clever cook can make good meat of a whetstone.” Erasmus

  6. #36
    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was itchy.

    The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

    She went back and saw him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

    "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did, and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

    I'm in
    "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." —Mark Twain

  7. #37

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    Salt Lake City, UT
    Cool looking wood, im in.

  8. #38
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    Newport Beach
    I'm in. Thanks for the cool contest.

  9. #39
    I'm in.
    Tom Gray, Seagrove, NC

  10. #40
    I'm in, thamks for these contests Mark!

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