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    i'm in also. gotta get me some wood. oh wait never mind. i'm still in though.
    I haven't lived the life I wanted, just the lives I needed too at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sachem allison View Post
    i'm in also. gotta get me some wood. oh wait never mind. i'm still in though.


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    Pensacola Tiger's joke had me laughing so loud that the dogs came to my door to make sure I was all right.
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    I'm in. Cant wait.

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    I'm in! I don't have any jokes that can follow in the footsteps of that last one, though.
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    A couple drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

    Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.

    And looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.

    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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