A wealthy Southern couple were driving down a country road when the wife went into labor. They drove to the nearest country doctor. When they arrived there was a rather poor farmer and his pregnant wife also there. As this Dr. saw patients in his home there wasn't any room for the men, so the nursed shooed them out and told them to go smoke or something. The men dutifully left.
The two ladies had to share the same examining room. While the doctor was getting ready the rich lady leans over and says to the poor lady " for my first child my husband bought me a brand new car." The poor lady says " how very, very nice."
"and for my second baby my husband bought me a brand new mink coat."
" How very, very nice."
" and for my third child he bought me this diamond ring."
" how very, very nice!"
The rich lady inquired, " well, what did your husband get you for your first child?"
The farmers wife quietly answered, " well, he sent me to charm school."
" Charm school! That's a strange gift, whatever for?"
The farmer's wife looks up proudly and says " To teach me how to say, How very, very nice, instead of F@%k you, B!+(h!"
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.