The wife is fine dicing an onion. My nearly four year old daughter is trying to get her attention.
wife: Hold on. I'm cutting.
The kid is still trying to interrupt. When the dicing is done...
wife: Now, what's the matter?
kid: You need to do THIS. (She takes her left hand and makes a claw.)
I'm not sure I've ever felt this proud.
I don't know if it's appropriate to post this here but I don't care.