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  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Chifunda View Post
    I'm sorry, but all this talk of convexity reminds me that:

    There once was a young man named Greene
    Who invented a sexual machine
    Both concave and convex
    It would fit either sex
    But oh, what a bastard to clean!

    We return you now to your regularly scheduled programming.
    My apologies for the off track limerick, but when I was in Viet Nam, on nights when we were back to base, we'd line a footlocker with a poncho, fill it with beer and ice from the cook's tent, and try to drink as much as we could in as short a period of time as possible.

    These sessions frequently devolved into the singing of whatever bawdy limericks memory could conjure up. They still pop into my head, uninvited, given the right trigger.

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Chifunda View Post
    My apologies for the off track limerick, but when I was in Viet Nam, on nights when we were back to base, we'd line a footlocker with a poncho, fill it with beer and ice from the cook's tent, and try to drink as much as we could in as short a period of time as possible.

    These sessions frequently devolved into the singing of whatever bawdy limericks memory could conjure up. They still pop into my head, uninvited, given the right trigger.
    Is there something wrong with me, if the first thing I thought was, "How do you keep the poncho from falling on you, when drinking?"

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