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    I'm sure people are coming up with some 420 jokes. btw im in.

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    Dreaded call



    My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

    I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I
    haven't stopped."

    "Can you do me a favor?" he asked.

    I said, "Of course, what is it?"

    Speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you."
    Spike C
    "The Buddha resides as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain."
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    An Irishman went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church .......

    'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'

    The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

    Soon thereafter another Irishman entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'

    This time the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'

    'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.

    'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

    At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

    The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.

    The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'

    The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but calmly replied, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'....
    Spike C
    "The Buddha resides as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain."
    Pirsig

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    The perpetually late elderly Wall Mart greeter was being lambasted by his boss for tardiness.

    "What did they say to you when you were late at your last job?"

    "Um, General would you like a cup of coffee?"
    “Lettuce is divine, although I’m not sure it’s really a food.” D. Vreeland

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    I'm in...

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    I am in.......I love free stuff!!

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    The next time you hear a woman talk about pain, remember this:
    Women always say that giving birth is way more painful for them than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
    Here is proof that they are wrong.
    A year or two after giving birth, some women will say, "It would be nice to have another baby."
    No matter how long after, you'll never hear a guy say, "I would like another kick in the nuts."

    Case closed.
    Spike C
    "The Buddha resides as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain."
    Pirsig

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    in ...the weeds

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    I'm in!
    "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." —Mark Twain

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    I'm in!
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