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    Weird Wood Contest - 2 Winners Saturday 3/10

    These are the only two pieces of weird wood I have like this.
    The wood is a stabilized Western Red Cedar bunion type burl.
    So instead of selling them I thought I should just give them away in a drawing.
    Saturday afternoon I will use the random number generator to select the two winners.
    Your post number is your entry for the drawing.

    To enter the drawing you can make a post saying I'm in, or something like that.
    Only one entry each,
    .......Unless you have some good jokes or funny stories.
    Then you can enter more than once with each joke you post.
    Put each joke in a separate post.

    Mark Farley / It's a Burl
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    I'm in! ONE funny story to follow.

    Hax the Cook CLEAVERS RULE!!!
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    Me to, I'm in!


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    I'm in.

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    I'm in.
    -"we're gonna make gluten free lasagna"

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    I'm in!

    Quote Originally Posted by Burl Source View Post
    Only one entry each,
    .......Unless you have some good jokes or funny stories.
    Then you can enter more than once with each joke you post.
    *cracks knuckles* Gonna get my joke engine started...

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    I am in!!!!

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    IN!

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    Last week, a lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.

    She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well-oiled bum.

    She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
    "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?". . . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

    Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"

    He answered, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

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    I am in!

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