"So you want to be a vegetarian? Hitler was a vegetarian and look at how he turned out."
"When you're driving behind a Prius, there's 100% chance that nothing exciting will happen" -Karring M.
Wonder how many bartenders are going to given that line now lol.
Craigslist really is good for something besides finding "companionship" on a cold night.
Outstanding. And I thought my crop dusting count was good... This guy has me beat by a mile...
The AI does not love you, nor does it hate you, but you are made out of atoms it might find useful for something else. - Eliezer Yudkowsky
That is one of the most absurd (yet funny) things I have read in some time. The thing is, the person thought about it at length.
I still remember the vagina couch in the Craigslist greatest hits. You find some gems on that board.
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States...nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” -- Isaac Asimov
It is good to have goals in life
He must have a good system. Thirty seven successful strikes in three months is pretty efficient considering the alphabetical order, days off, and timing. It must have taken a lot of planning and forethought.
I copied and pasted this link to a bunch of other cooks. Definitely reminds me of quite of few people I worked with.