Happy Birthday !!
"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
-Lane Myer (Definitely not as in Oscar Mayer)
Happy birthday mate, I hope it turns out to be the very best of days
Hey Dan, happy birthday,
I could just wish you good health so you can get all the best things yourself !
Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller