Haha! Fair enough!
I have a couple black 4-ways that are getting a little stiff from fryer oil (I make a lot of tempura). Will the oxyclean work well on this?
Oh you don't need oxyclean for that, just wipe that up.
With your nose.
I've also used degreaser with good results. I've heard someone swear by purple power, but that stuff is really harsh. I've used simple green with good results.