"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
-Lane Myer (Definitely not as in Oscar Mayer)
hey and welcome!
Though I could not caution all I still might warn a few; Don't raise your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools. - Robert Hunter
Welcome to KKF!
Welcome! Can't have too much BBQ--or too many knives!
Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller
Always good to welcome an aspiring smoker. Other than occasional sous vide silliness, you will find sound advice here!
Hax the Cook CLEAVERS RULE!!!
A barbeque believer will not profane pork by boiling, liquid-smoking, submeging in sous-vide, or affirm with those who do.