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    Wait, where da ho's at? Someone was a talking about ho's.
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    ok... ok.... got a few more!

    +5 points if you can find a picture while observing with intent at your random damascus gyuto (Kind of like those laser prints of the 90's).
    +10 If you can prove it!
    +7 If your knife has a very creative name from a heroic classic novel from Greece ...
    +10 if its mythological! think... Ares! or the Quimera! and you really believe its that creature.
    + Up 1 point every time you've upgraded in size for that knife...
    + 15 If your neighbors avoid you because "he's the weird guy with all of those knives"
    + 3 per knife that has a very particular stone configuration sequence of stones that no other knife in the universe uses!
    + 5 If you chant while sharpening freehand!
    +4 If you hunt for your own natural sharpening stones
    + 4 If your arms are completely bald from testing your knives sharpness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Customfan View Post
    + 5 If you chant while sharpening freehand!
    Doesn't everyone?
    once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Customfan View Post
    +5 points if you can find a picture while observing with intent at your random damascus gyuto (Kind of like those laser prints of the 90's).
    + 15 If your neighbors avoid you because "he's the weird guy with all of those knives"
    +4 If you hunt for your own natural sharpening stones
    + 4 If your arms are completely bald from testing your knives sharpness.
    Excellent!

    Also, +5 if you now devise a scoring card to keep track of your points. +10 if you prepare a database

    'Ho'? That was me. +2 if you know what that means, and that it's not THAT type of ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutty Sharp View Post

    'Ho'? That was me. +2 if you know what that means, and that it's not THAT type of ho
    I'm so disappointed..........
    I DO KNOW what da ho is, again my attempt at humor is sorely recieved.
    On the plus side, +2 pts for me !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by knyfeknerd View Post
    I'm so disappointed..........I DO KNOW what da ho is, again my attempt at humor is sorely recieved.On the plus side, +2 pts for me !!!!!
    Yes, 2 points for you and, don't worry, your joke was understood.

    +4 for any instances of comprehending knife humour

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    +10 for every custom crafted cardboard storage device. Right?? Guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Customfan View Post
    + 4 If your arms are completely bald from testing your knives sharpness.
    ^ Lol this for sure. And another +5 if your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't mind or give you shite about your hairless arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JasonD View Post
    +10 for every custom crafted cardboard storage device. Right?? Guys?
    +5 if it's got duct tape holding it together.


    Quote Originally Posted by Customfan View Post
    + 4 If your arms are completely bald from testing your knives sharpness.
    +3 if your formerly furry pets run when they see you coming with a knife.
    Now is not the time to bother me. And it's always now. Wiley Miller

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayhay View Post
    ^ Lol this for sure. And another +5 if your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't mind or give you shite about your hairless arms.

    Yeah! And another +5 if your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend's arms and legs are bald because of you

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