We live near the edge of a plateau, and there's an outdoor amphitheatre in the valley below us. The amphitheatre is in a big field surrounded by farms. When the weather conditions are right, the concert sounds like it's happening about 2 doors down from us. Tonight the Uproar Festival is coming in loud and clear, and we stepped outside to see if we could figure out who was playing. What we heard was this pre-song chatter from Godsmack: "It smells like horse (expletive deleted) here!" (Crowd roars!) "Doesn't it smell like cow (expletive deleted) here?" (Croad ROARS!!!!!) Much moaning and groaning about the stench.
Nothing like a little free entertainment on a Saturday night.