I haven't lived the life I wanted, just the lives I needed too at the time.
once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right
Welcome Doug, how is the weather in New Zealand?
Is Doug our 1st Kiwi member?
"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."
-Lane Myer (Definitely not as in Oscar Mayer)