a nuthead from sweden

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  1. May 11, 2019 #1

    Slipstenar

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    Hi all!!

    I thought it was time to introduce myself a bit. Been a member since a long time back but for some reasons never posted a thing here.

    I'm a middle age guy from Sweden that loves everything that is well made, quality before quantity!
    I have collected jnats and other stones for over 15 years and have a few nice ones in my drawers.

    But there is not just stones in my home, there's a lot of straight razors and kitchen knives, camera equipment and fly fishing gear all over the place.
    I hone straight razors for people all over the world after been in the loop for a long time now.
     
  2. May 11, 2019 #2
    Welcome to the forum.
     
  3. May 11, 2019 #3

    Benuser

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    Welcome aboard!
     
  4. May 12, 2019 #4

    Carl Kotte

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    A fellow swede, välkommen!
     
  5. May 12, 2019 #5

    Michi

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    Time to tell some more Norwegian jokes? ;)

    Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine?
    A: Dive down and knock on the window. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? Norwegians?"
     
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    Damn, I forgot that part.
     
  7. May 12, 2019 #7

    Slipstenar

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    hahaha, well first off Thanks :)

    second off, my norwegian jokes arent any to show here :D
     
  8. May 12, 2019 #8

    Slipstenar

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    Jag tackar :D
     
  9. May 13, 2019 #9

    Carl Kotte

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    Ingen orsak!
    For some reason, we are supposed to fill this entire forum with jokes about norwegians - us being experts qua swedes - but so far I have been a disaster in that respect and you might be no expert either. Do we know any goldmine from whom to excavate such jokes, or have the norwegians filled all our mines with oil?
     
  10. May 14, 2019 #10

    Jlc88

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    Welcome sir
     
  11. May 14, 2019 #11

    Isasmedjan

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    I’ve noticed, and it’s funny that almost every non-swede knows more norwegian jokes than we do :D
    ”Why do norwegians crawl on the floor in grocery stores?
    They are looking for low prices....”
    Had to look that up :D:D
     
  12. May 14, 2019 #12

    slickmamba

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    What about danish jokes? We know they are the worse
     
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    Every now and then we have a Norwegian with a Swede joke. Sharp, witty, on point.

    (Must be a Finn writing them.)

    Sorry but that - in the states we can't tell jokes anymore - they've all become true. Even lawyers are protected.
     
  14. May 15, 2019 #14

    Isasmedjan

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    Not sure about danish jokes actually, it’s always been a thing between norwegians and swedes, don’t know why :D

    Probably a Finn. They laugh at all of us in silence, i’m sure of it :D
     
  15. May 15, 2019 #15

    Bert2368

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    In Wisconsin, USA, there is a thing for "Sven and Ole" jokes. The Germans and the Finns tell them?! Probably as revenge for the 30 years war...

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    Sven and Ole and Lena went sturgeon fishing over to Lake Winebago. They hadn't been on the dock long when Sven hooked a big one, he fought so hard, Sven was yanked right off the dock and disapeared under the water. Nothing but bubbles came up for several minutes.

    Finally, Lena said: "Well, you'd better be rescuing Sven now, Ole". So Ole kicks off his boots and jumps in the lake.

    After a while diving and groping around, he yells that he's founds Sven down on the bottom. Lena says: "Well, then, you'd best be dragging him up on the dock now, Ole!" And so Ole does.

    After he's got the body up on the dock, Lena remarks: "Ole, it's the mouth to mouth resuscitation you should be doing to Sven now". And Ole gives it a try.

    After the first breath, Ole rears back and yells: "Holy God#%$&, does Sven ever have bad breath!". To which Lena replies: "Yes, and I don't remember him wearing that snowmobile suit either!"
     
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  16. May 19, 2019 at 8:25 PM #16

    Slipstenar

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