My brain might explode if I see the phrase "falling down the J-knife/nat rabbit hole" written again. Here are some alternatives: 1) I think I'm falling in love with J-knives/nats. 2) I'm developing an unhealthy obsession with J-knives/nats. 3) I'm always thinking about J-knives/nats when having sex. 4) I'm afraid of going too deep into J-knives/nats, lest I be eaten by the rabbits that dwell in the depths. 5) I'm getting divorced. Other suggestions?