Carter's Honest Edge Ranch

[Dave Martell]

https://www.honestranch.com/

 

[Corradobrit1]

Someone's been spending too much time on the CM IG page.

 

[nakiriknaifuwaifu]

Only 10k, amazing. Into the bin with Ryky he goes.

 

[Jville]

Only 10k, amazing. Into the bin with Ryky he goes.

At first, i was going to say this us my type of vcay... Until i saw the price .

 

[juice]

Love the way the Mission Statement is in first person, then switches to third person for the bio

 

[daveb]

I bought a knife (couple actually) before he was a deity.

Does he teach cooking skills as well? 8 days can be a long time to mere mortals.

 

[Carl Kotte]

Wow, Carter is such a renaissance man: in addition to being an Amazing bladesmith he can teach you how to ride a motorcycle, shoot a gun, use a bow and take a bath. And he’s either known these skills or appreciated them for more than 15 years. In my not so humble opinion he should charge more. Much more

 

[Jville]

Wow, Carter is such a renaissance man: in addition to being an Amazing bladesmith he can teach you how to ride a motorcycle, shoot a gun, use a bow and take a bath. And he’s either known these skills or appreciated them for more than 15 years. In my not so humble opinion he should charge more. Much more

You can just leave him a Fat Tip Carl.

 

[Corradobrit1]

I can taste the Koolaid already

 

[Carl Kotte]

You can just leave him a Fat Tip Carl.

That’s a good idea!

 

[daveb]

I want to be a helicopter pilot. In 8 days.

 

[Carl Kotte]

I want to be a helicopter pilot. In 8 days.

Call Murray!

 

[M1k3]

Wow, Carter is such a renaissance man: in addition to being an Amazing bladesmith he can teach you how to ride a motorcycle, shoot a gun, use a bow and take a bath. And he’s either known these skills or appreciated them for more than 15 years. In my not so humble opinion he should charge more. Much more

I've been taking a bath longer than 15 years. How much should I charge people for the privilege of learning this skill?

 

[Carl Kotte]

I've been taking a bath longer than 15 years. How much should I charge people for the privilege of learning this skill?

Start at 1k and work your way up from there!

 

[IsoJ]

Only 10k, do you have an option that Carter himself only uses hand signs and not words

 

[IsoJ]

That would be easily worth +50%

 

[Jville]

I want to be a helicopter pilot. In 8 days.

If you stay for 2 weeks, you can just build a helicopter with him. At the nearing end of your stay, you can discuss returning to the ranch for your pilots license.

 

[ptolemy]

Some people are truly delirious

 

[McMan]

You can just leave him a Fat Tip Carl.

Please move to:
https://www.kitchenknifeforums.com/threads/the-old-dick-appreciation-thread.48546/

 

[ModRQC]

There are a few jokes among this kitchen/knife world.

Next will be a seminar from both MoreN'A Quarter and Golden Rambo together. Won't be about knives nor cooking. It will be about making money while losing any serious grounds. The effects of Don'tAll Trump...

 

[tostadas]

This is the coolest rehab advertisement I've seen

 

[M1k3]

https://www.honestranch.com/

So when are you starting your adventure ranch? What nation inspired your tub?

 

[Chuckles]

Immediately made me think of this scene.

 

[SHOWERDOOKIE]

I read that whole page and replaced Carters name with Steven Seagal and it has the same feel to it.

And hey you get a commemorative hat, that’s neat-o.

 

[M1k3]

Immediately made me think of this scene.

I figured it out! You got to have a cigarette that keeps breaking continuity!

 

[drsmp]

You guys totally skipped over the knife throwing ! Plus the pistol looks like it’s got a silencer or some such cool accessory on it ! I think this is actually an International assassin skills ranch maybe even a Ninja assassin ranch which is totally worth 10k especially when you factor in a limited edition HER sparkly end caps Assassin/kitchen knife. To all you critics, do ninjas even need helicopters ? Not when they have electric trail scooters. Totally silent.

 

[M1k3]

I read that whole page and replaced Carters name with Steven Seagal Johnny Knoxville and it has the same feel to it.

And hey you get a commemorative hat, that’s neat-oSteve-O.

 

[Chuckles]

It looks super fun to me. In a if money was no object and I have nothing but free time kind of way.

 

[ian]

Moral: “M.C. is cooler than you are.”

 

[Rreidiii]

Anybody ever been to front sight? And for another $100,000 you can be a Diamond Patriot benefactor but wait a minute there is more. For an additional $500,000 you’ll be one of the very first to stay in our all exclusive hotel spa once it’s built and will be first in line for my next project, a rocket ship to planet Knife and Gun.
Hurry this is a very exclusive package and at these prices it won’t last long so don’t wait...