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ch_br

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Post em up and laugh here...

Because when they are speaking or upset about it NONE of us can laugh...

BUT AFTER, well we all need a [email protected] good laugh and to share it with the rest of the flock.

Share the following about what your partner has said or done, regarding your Steel & Stone hobby:
  1. Direct Quotes
  2. Stories
  3. Anecdotes
  4. Etc.
But remember one rule: names in stories must be changed to protect the innocent! :oops:
 

ch_br

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A Dialogue my SLF (special lady friend) and I have had a few different forms about sharpening items left out:

SLF: "...Why does this rock always need to be ON the counter?"

Me: "Baby cuz I need it to touch up the stones to keep em sharp!"

SLF: "But these knives are already sharper than anything else I've ever touched."

Me: "Honey, I love you, especially when you perfectly argue my case for me!"

SLF walks off, rolling eyeballs incessantly.
 
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FIL, "which knife should I use?"
Wife from another room, "I'm not allowed to use any of them!"
Me, receiving a quizzical look, "Okay, I caught her cutting an apple on a plate with a honyaki"
*gets another quizzical look*
Sigh, "she was going to ruin the plate and knife and I thought she'd cut a finger off"
FIL, "Makes sense"
 
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Her: “Who the hell are you texting at 3am!?”
Me: “Sorry babe I’m on the forums talking about knives again”

Also her: “ANOTHER ROCK!? GREAT, HOW MUCH DID THIS ONE COST!?”


Thats funny cuz I literally tell my wife's stories to the forum..


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THEN I SHOW HER THE POSTS!

But she's a down mofo and laughs... No joke
 
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My wife has been conditioned to call the forum "the steel and stone or the rock gang"

My wife refers to this place as “The Knife Boyz”. She actually got me into the rabbit hole by buying my first “nice” knife… a Middleton Made. I feel quite fortunate.

I do like when she sees a knife she doesn’t recognize and says “oh is that a new knife?”. I say “oh no, I’ve had this one for a while.” 🥸
 
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“So you are telling me that on the way to visit your aunt and uncle you want us to drive 30 minutes out of the way so you and some guy you met on the internet can play with each others rocks?”

“Yeah, I just need a couple hours with him.”

“A couple hours? What are we supposed to do?”

“Look, I found an ice cream stand and a playground near by. You and the kids can hang out there. They’ll love it. “

🙄

(Gets back in the car a couple hours later)

“That looks like more rocks than you went in there with”

“true, but think about how much I saved on shipping!”
 
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