Grow Your Own Human Steaks

[Twigg]

I came across this article about Ouroboros Steak on a Google news feed and found it interesting. The hypothetical kit would come with everything you need to grow miniature human meat steaks from your own cells. Thought this might lead to an interesting discussion on non-traditional meats.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/human-steaks-meal-kit-design-award-not-cannibalism

 

[AFKitchenknivesguy]

***...

 

[applepieforbreakfast]

Jeebus, that comment section is a dumpster fire.

 

[Twigg]

Yeah, the comment section is totally ****ed up, but I was aiming for the actual article... which is totally ****ed up.

 

[boomchakabowwow]

i would use the tech to grow beef

 

[M1k3]

Dafuq do you look up to have Google suggest this article?

 

[Twigg]

Dafuq do you look up to have Google suggest this article?

Its not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

 

[MontezumaBoy]

Its not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Does this have something to do with SouthPark's HumancentiPad?

But to answer your question - kinda takes all the fun out of it when you don't get to hunt, shoot and eviscerate it ... so no ... not for Moi! Have a nice day ... and remember big brother is watching all those little 'searches' ... just sayin ...

 

[Twigg]

The quote came from Oceans 11.

I really have no clue why the human steak article popped up. I normally get cooking, cycling, hunting and odd science articles. Probably because of the combo.

 

[Caleb Cox]

There might be some interesting historical recipes for long pig. Damn, the Anova app doesn't have recommended time and temp...

 

[ModRQC]

Does this have something to do with SouthPark's HumancentiPad?

But to answer your question - kinda takes all the fun out of it when you don't get to hunt, shoot and eviscerate it ... so no ... not for Moi! Have a nice day ... and remember big brother is watching all those little 'searches' ... just sayin ...

I think part of the malaise here is actually just how thin the psychological line is between grow your own human steak... and doing just that.

 

[WildBoar]

Not sure what the issue is... Let the steak grow into a fully functional human, and take it out to the woods and give it a 5 minute head start. You can grown your own steak plus hunt/ butcher it yourself. Win-win.

 

[ModRQC]

Yeah exactly!

 

[bkultra]

@Twigg we should go bowling... The same article came up in my personalized news feed. We must have the same "hobbies".

 

[Twigg]

@bkultra just got promoted to favorite moderator status!!