"If you build a handle, the blade will come"

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  1. May 11, 2019 #31

    Bert2368

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    Sorry. Muscle relaxant has kicked in now.

    Not actively suicidal. Just unhappy to be unable to stand up, walk or lie down without hurting.

    Choice between taking meds to not hurt, can't use meds if I need to be safe to drive, handle tools or talk to customers.

    Not much hobby shop time, power tools and meds don't mix.
     
  2. May 11, 2019 #32

    Bert2368

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    You all have better knives than me.

    OK, Inferno I'll leave you the non construction wood in my will. Don't hold your breath on inheritting it, though.

    No, I don't need an intervention.

    Inferno, you have suggestions about BEST, FASTEST METHODS?! I'M STANDING NEXT TO A 10,000 lb. POWDER WEIGHT RATED EXPLOSIVES MAGAZINE.

    I would no more kill myself with a gun or explosives than Vangogh would drown himself in paint. It would be WRONG. Not what my tools are for.

    Drowning in fresh oysters? That would do. "He came up 3 times for air and more horseradish".
     
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  3. May 11, 2019 #33

    Michi

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    LIKE! :)

    Fingers crossed that you'll improve soon!
     

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