You sound like my father Joe. When he bought his last phone (which he rarely uses, and only as a phone), he tried to find one without a camera. I had to explain to him that this would be hard to find! I told him to just forget it has one, but that wasn't enough for him.I just went the other way and got rid of my Android Smart phone. I tried it looking for a GPS system and found it lacking in a lot of ways as well as hating text messages and such. My wife and I decided for use it was a waste in monthly fees to have all the extras without using them so we went back to a straight on cell phone with out text or any other thing such as that. Different strokes I guess.