KKF counts to a million

[M1k3]

3,781

"Chef, what's 'Spinach Cayenne?'" - New Cook

"Huh? What?" - Me

"Spinach Cayenne." - New Cook

"Spinach? Cayenne? Let me see that recipe." - Me

"Oh, Spanish Cayenne." - New Cook

"You mean Spanish Paprika?" - Me

"No, Cayenne. Cayenne Pepper" - New Cook

I go look at the recipe..

"Spanish Paprika and Cayenne Pepper. They're not the same thing...." - Me

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

3782

Fridge died Tuesday night.

Can't ***** as the old one was a cheapy that lasted close to 20yrs.

Lived out of coolers. Lost a ton of stuff!

Old house with narrow passages. Last time I bought a fridge, the doors didn't come hung. Now they do. Not only would it not fit through the passage into the kitchen area with the doors on, but they were hung on the wrong side. Nothing big but the wife and I aren't really up to fridge moving if we don't have to. Delivery dudes said the work order didn't call for pulling the doors. But, a couple Jackson's and they were more than happy to help.

New fridge up and running nicely.

Also, there are no "cheap" fridges any more. Not that I was necessarily looking for one but man, refrigerators have gotten expensive. Even simple models. Of course, the selection of simple models has shrunk so that contributes.

Does change up your cooking approach being without solid refrigeration. Not just in starting ingredients but in potential leftovers. Fell back to our camping days.

 

[BillHanna]

3783

State of the union

 

[esoo]

3783

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State of the union

3784

I know you're hot for cleavers, but zip up your pants dude...

 

[MSicardCutlery]

3785

Beat me to it!

Or is this you launching an OnlyFans?

 

[Heckel7302]

3785

Beat me to it!

Or is this you launching an OnlyFans?

3786

Dude, he just got fixed. Gotta let that wound air out!

 

[Heckel7302]

3787

F5...F5...F5...F5...

Come on UPS!

 

[esoo]

3786

Dude, he just got fixed. Gotta let that wound air out!

3788

Speaking from experience, that doesn't help. Frozen bag of peas however....

 

[MSicardCutlery]

3786

Dude, he just got fixed. Gotta let that wound air out!

3789

It could be a new trending kink for all I know...

 

[BillHanna]

3790

let me tell you. I'm at work today and WOOF.

Bag of ice......STAT

(i blame anesthesia @mockit )

 

[Dan-]

3791

Not bragging because everyone’s anatomy is different, and high volume surgeons can get really good at this, but I took no pain meds and used no ice. If you’re considering this wonderful procedure, it can go either way.

I’ve heard that rectangular (cuboid?) balls can pose particular difficulties, however.

 

[Heckel7302]

3792

For our second (and last) kid, my wife was already open with a c section, so she took one for the team. Thankfully will not have to go through this “wonderful” procedure

 

[BillHanna]

3792

For our second (and last) kid, my wife was already open with a c section, so she took one for the team. Thankfully will not have to go through this “wonderful” procedure

3793

Mine chickened out on the table.

 

[BillHanna]

3794

1075 is heckin reactive.

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

3795

In just a couple days, @BillHanna has a bunch of people thinking about and talking about his balls.

Well played Bill.

 

[4wa1l]

3794

1075 is heckin reactive.

3796

Show us the banana patina

 

[BillHanna]

3797

That can happen.

 

[MSicardCutlery]

3795

In just a couple days, @BillHanna has a bunch of people thinking about and talking about his balls.

Well played Bill.

3798

See? He's already got the marketing down, I tell you he's gearing up for an OF launch

 

[BillHanna]

3799

Rectangles cost rectangles, ya know what I mean, Vern?

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

3800

Anytime our friend @BillHanna gets mad at a pun I've made, I know it was a good one.

 

[BillHanna]

3801


The Four year old has started calling me Sir.

“Thank you, Sir.”
“I love you, Sir.”
“I’m thirsty, Sir.”
“I have to pee, Sir.”
“Harper has a soda, Sir!”

She’s so weird.

 

[Heckel7302]

3801


The Four year old has started calling me Sir.

“Thank you, Sir.”
“I love you, Sir.”
“I’m thirsty, Sir.”
“I have to pee, Sir.”
“Harper has a soda, Sir!”

She’s so weird.

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3802

“No honey, no one calls me sir. It’s, ‘Thank you, chef. I love you, Chef!’”

 

[BillHanna]

3803


Ooooh. So that makes her FNG.

 

[Greasylake]

3804

Texas has over 50 species of cicadas

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

3805

RIP Sr. Master Sergeant Thomas Stubbs.

Thank you for never giving up on me.

You are one of my heroes.

God's speed.

 

[Naftoor]

3806

I am dangerously close to picking up a anova precision oven to replace my microwave, even though it apparently is fraught with technical problems and makes terrible toast.

But I’m also eyeing the ooni volt, because being a lowly apartment dweller the propane ones are off limits

Send help.

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

3807

I freakin' hate when a recipe calls for or someone says, "marinate overnight".

I mean, who is going to bed and then getting up and cooking marinated meat?

 

[Dan-]

3808

Some people do. Also it can mean 24 hours.

 

[HumbleHomeCook]

3809

24hrs is not the same as "overnight." I know they usually mean that but they should just say that. "Overnight" is like 8-12hrs.

 

[Michi]

It just means "until you feel like getting around to it again the next day".