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How do you know if someone is a vegan?
They tell you.
How do you know if someone is a vegan?
They tell you.
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Dude really wants to get to 50 posts with 1 liners....
Dude really wants to get to 50 posts with 1 liners....
BillHanna
Gotta get ready for ARM
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wow nice
wow nice
BillHanna
Gotta get ready for ARM
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how’s the balance
how’s the balance
BillHanna
Gotta get ready for ARM
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nice
nice
BillHanna
Gotta get ready for ARM
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nice knife
nice knife
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Awesome work
Awesome work
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You're literate
You're literate
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And a spammer
And a spammer
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A true renaissance man!
A true renaissance man!
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You all probably wont believe me, but USPS Philadelphia, PA Regional Center is starting to prove its worse than USPS Chicago Customs.
Twenty THREE Days, since last confirmed scan:
Damn clowns:
You all probably wont believe me, but USPS Philadelphia, PA Regional Center is starting to prove its worse than USPS Chicago Customs.
Twenty THREE Days, since last confirmed scan:
Damn clowns:
Dan-
Senior Member
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What do you call a vegetarian who eats fish?
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BillHanna
Gotta get ready for ARM
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I made 2x 240mm gyutos in CPM-M4 before I made my first low alloy gyuto with a tsuchime finish....always gotta try to jump on the 4th rung of the ladder first.....
I made 2x 240mm gyutos in CPM-M4 before I made my first low alloy gyuto with a tsuchime finish....always gotta try to jump on the 4th rung of the ladder first.....
Dan-
Senior Member
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No, a liar!!!
Dan-
Senior Member
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Needed someone else to answer otherwise first.
Dan-
Senior Member
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Puss in Boots was actually pretty good.
Puss in Boots was actually pretty good.
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Speaking of Puss in Boots..found this pretty funny.
It took Ten years for an Avatar sequel, for this result:
Speaking of Puss in Boots..found this pretty funny.
It took Ten years for an Avatar sequel, for this result:
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spaceconvoy
Senior Member
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my watching a meteor hit the earth meal would be *****
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Scene: Me at the mixer making whipped cream. Cook walking towards me.
"You remind me of 'Salt N Peppa', whip it up." - Cook
"
You....mean....Devo? 
" - Me
Scene: Me at the mixer making whipped cream. Cook walking towards me.
"You remind me of 'Salt N Peppa', whip it up." - Cook
"
You....mean....Devo? " - Me
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More like being unwilling to ski double-blacks with bedroom slippers.I disagree. That is indicative of too small a bank balance
Greasylake
Thick knives save lives
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It is wild to me that glasses are so expensive. Seeing is literally a premium service
It is wild to me that glasses are so expensive. Seeing is literally a premium service
Michi
I dislike attempts to rewrite history
Dan-
Senior Member
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Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I don't know
Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
What ya gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know
Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts
Don't forget your Motley Crüe T-shirt!
You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail
Uh-huh
Can't wait to go down, hey, uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?
Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
Ah, cool
Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
Wow
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this
Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times, girl
'Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times, baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS
Uh, pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court
Uh, what's the court?
Never mind that, the important thing here (you mean the People's Court!)
The- no, that's another story
The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas
You're kidding
I must be, the Bahamas are islands- okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
Uh, uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
I've got a bitchin' Camaro
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus
So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I don't want unleaded!
Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I don't know
Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
What ya gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know
Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts
Don't forget your Motley Crüe T-shirt!
You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail
Uh-huh
Can't wait to go down, hey, uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?
Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
Ah, cool
Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
Wow
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this
Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times, girl
'Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times, baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS
Uh, pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court
Uh, what's the court?
Never mind that, the important thing here (you mean the People's Court!)
The- no, that's another story
The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas
You're kidding
I must be, the Bahamas are islands- okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
Uh, uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
I've got a bitchin' Camaro
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus
So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I don't want unleaded!
Dan-
Senior Member
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Posting this from inside my eneticon refrigerator
Posting this from inside my eneticon refrigerator
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Posting this from my worn recliner.
Posting this from my worn recliner.
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Posting from the shitter at work.
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
Posting from the shitter at work.
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
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One day I'm in the bathroom at work washing my hands. One of my favorite people, Big Jack, who'd worked there for 40yrs comes in. He's in a bit of a hurry, heads straight into the stall and as he's closing the door, he declares, "This company has given me so much, I just want to give some back."
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