rag on foh thread

[ian]

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[BillHanna]

*See server

in HELL, you selfish, mercinarial, blame it all on the cook, bastard.

Oh. The kitchen is the reason my food took so long to get to the table? Then how are the plates so hot, but the food so cold. How Sway?

 

[M1k3]

Are there any systems that are 2-way so you can electronically reply right back to the server who put in the ticket? If not, there should be. And the alert should be a buzzer that zaps them with a shock.

Yes. When they come into the kitchen, hurtling profanities sternly worded disappointment at them. Or something similar. Or the classic but declining usage of throwing stuff.

 

[panda]

Are there any systems that are 2-way so you can electronically reply right back to the server who put in the ticket? If not, there should be. And the alert should be a buzzer that zaps them with a shock.

they should let you middle finger emoji react

 

[Byphy]

Server: "Customer wants to know if this dish has fish sauce in it..."
Me: "So tell them."
Server: "I forgot if it does or not."
Me: "Every dish does."

Repeat the next day with the same server for a whole year.

 

[Twigg]

Oh my absolute favorite!!!

Salmon
*Vegan

You should tell them you have no idea if the salmon was a vegan.