Miami. Works in a hotel kitchen. So overhead hoods, fryers, boiling water, steam table, etc. Probably uses whatever towels laundry service provides. I wouldn't say lazy, more like "efficient with movement".Does he live next to a swamp or in sand-flats sinkhole country? Does his house have naturally dehumidifying central AC or damp blasting window units? Is his idea of a 'cheap' towel 35% poly blend, 65%, or pure Save-A-Lot brand plastic garbage? Is he as lazy as me, and what exactly does 'a few' wipes mean? Lot of factors to consider
Or just lucky? Formed a good patina?