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I got a few knives in to sharpen today. Among the various Chicago Cutlery and Henkels I received, this one stood out. It is perhaps the ugliest knife I have ever seen. If you have an uglier knife (I find that hard to believe), post a pic to proove it :lol2: :cool2:

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haha, that is ugly, although it is also original. A baguette-shaped bread knife is not something you see every day. I like the thought, even if the practicality is somewhat lacking.
 
Now there is an idea, I could whittle some fish-shaped handles for yanagis or rib-bone shaped ones for the cow swords :idea:

Stefan
 
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Found a new one! This guy is a full on knife maker(he even says he differentially heat treats stainless), but this knife is BUTT UGLY if I've ever seen one.
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Ok...look at haslinger's other stuff! His chef knives are incredible to look at!
I DO agree that this one in particular is pretty horrendous.
 
ecchef said:
We got a winnah! :puke:
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Wow that particular blade is the perfect example of a frakenknife. Hey let's take every knife ever produced and combine them all into one package and then put a little black ball on the spine of the blade, duh, winning.
 
Dear lord that thing is horrendous.
 
Guy Fieri' Knuckle Sandwich Knives and +1 on the Shun KO cleaver :puke:. Is it me or does the KO cleaver look alot like the one above:Ooooh:
 
Here's Rachael Ray's attempt at the ugliest knife - the Furi!!! :Ooooh:

How about the Shun Ultimate Utility Knife? :eek:hmy:

Have you guys caught an episode of Ming Tsai lately? I watched him a couple of times in the past few months and he's been using some new club of a knife, and I can't find out what it is. He's known for using Kyocera ceramics, but this thing is completely different. It's stainless, and I think by Global, but not sure. It's kinda a cross between a gyuto and that hideous Shun Onion cleaver thing. It's shaped like a Beluga whale with a downward curve in the middle of the spine and a big bulbous head above the tip.
 
johndoughy said:
Found a new one! This guy is a full on knife maker(he even says he differentially heat treats stainless), but this knife is BUTT UGLY if I've ever seen one.
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I and a few others had the oppurtunity to check this knife out. If I'm not mistaken it was panned by everyone.
 
I have to go with the Shun ultimate utility but kudos to the Ken Onion line. Those handles could ruin the look of any blade.
 
I dunno, that RR is just about the most eye piercing thing I have seen in a looong time.
 
I just read the reviews of the "Furi" on Amazon, and they think that is an expensive knife and you get what you pay for. The price? A whole $29.99!!!!
 
God damn the Ken Onion guy and whole of this company for taking advantage of mindless people . . . Like the super handle or special Kramer series makes your food better
Or this TV- shop knife with that plump bastard in commercial trying to sell that crap saying its the best honey in universe.
 
bieniek said:
God damn the Ken Onion guy and whole of this company for taking advantage of mindless people . . . Like the super handle or special Kramer series makes your food better
Or this TV- shop knife with that plump bastard in commercial trying to sell that crap saying its the best honey in universe.
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Hey, wait a minute! If it wasn't true, they couldn't say it on TV, right? :biggrin2:
 
Food TV Exec: "Here Guy, we have a knife we want you to market for us."

Guy: "Well, I don't know if I'm interested. The profile stinks and the handle slopes in the wrong direction. Besides, I already make enough money."

Food TV Exec: "We'll let you design a flame patten for the handle."

Guy: "I'm in!!!!!!"
 
Flames on the handle would be off the hook, but let’s also name the knife….hmmm….a knuckle sandwich….now that’s money!!!!! :shocked:
 
Remember the "Most Beautiful Knife" thread or on the KF kitchen site? I did a search over there and came up with nothing. As I recall there were some pretty ugly knives shown in that thread also. I'd like to take another look at that, does it still exist anywhere?
 
SpikeC said:
Remember the "Most Beautiful Knife" thread or on the KF kitchen site? I did a search over there and came up with nothing. As I recall there were some pretty ugly knives shown in that thread also. I'd like to take another look at that, does it still exist anywhere?
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That thread involved almost immediately into the "Post Every Knife Ever Made" thread. Yeah, it had quite a few horrific knives. Probably best if that thread disappeared into the night, or was taken out by a ninja assassin. :ninja:
 
Thanks, it's just as whacked out as I remember!
 
Pensacola Tiger said:
Hey, wait a minute! If it wasn't true, they couldn't say it on TV, right? :biggrin2:
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Nah, then im going to order full set and maybe they will throw in signed kitchen cloth:eek2:
How could would that be? :happy2:
 
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