What's Wrong with Going Off Topic?

[tkern]

Powdered sugar?

Not to prevent chaffing. No one needs simple syrup in their pants or brassiere.

 

[Mike9]

dude, im pretty sure its a heineken shirt:confusedsign:

You say "pretty sure", but are you 100% sure . . . might be a matter nat'nal security.

 

[xuz]

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

 

[panda]

that was easy to read. however when people try to intentionally misspell words into some kind of ebonics jibberish thinking that they are kool it gives me a headache trying to read that crap (which i cant even decipher most of it) and makes me want to slap the offenders.

 

[Crothcipt]

When I was in Jr. high I had a problem with my nipps. being sore. My mom thinking it was a growing up thing took me to a doctor. The doc. had no idea what the problem was. About 10 years ago I had read about this problem and said out loud. "Finally a diagnosis"

Just kidding I figured the football (american) jersey was the culprit. After that its always been cotton shirts.

 

[rdpx]

I am looking to buy a kitchen knife. Can you give me some advice please?

 

[tkern]

I am looking to buy a kitchen knife. Can you give me some advice please?

Go to vitoriassecret.com type "stabby things" into the search box and it will lead you to the knife you ultimately desire.

 

[Zwiefel]

Go to vitoriassecret.com type "stabby things" into the search box and it will lead you to the knife you ultimately desire.

I think you meant, "intimately desire" <ahem>