You Know You're Old When...............

[Salty dog]

Quisp or Quake?

 

[boomchakabowwow]

she's a Ford model? wow. stunning.

 

[scotchef38]

What's a hard drive? (remember I'm old)

sorry - should have said Betamax VCR.:lol2:

 

[Erilyn75]

Oh gosh...you have to set reminders on your phone because you forget everything. Something either hurts, cracks, grinds or pops when you get up from a rested position. You have a child in college and you're sitting at home trying to remember the words to "the wheels on the bus" for the two you have in diapers. All nighters are no longer "fun". Your childhood best friend becomes a grandma!

I'm not even 40 yet and I'm feeling like oldie :scared4:

 

[bahamaroot]

When you have a hard time deciding rather to watch TV or have sex.

 

[29palms]

When you have a hard time deciding rather to watch TV or have sex.

It depends on what's on.

Sid Caesar is quoted as saying: "they say the legs are the first to go . . . it's the word for legs"

 

[Keith Sinclair]

You are old when people know you are retired.So
Babysit little ones
Help take care of senior in her 90's
Do relatives yardwork
Fix things
Restore old carbons & make a few knife handles
Swimming & walking main exercise
Teach at culinary school
Help a little wt. food prep. when needed for friend
Tape winter Olympics & Turner classic movies
Hang out on my favorite forum
Thats why say I'm only semi- retired
Sea Hunt,Rifleman, Howdy Doody,Annette my favorite mouse

 

[mr drinky]

This made me think of this story from The Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/local-company-introduces-new-take-your-daughters-f,35176/

The other day I said to my wife that I know I am getting old when that awesome stretch in the morning when I am getting up that feels so damn good is more of an event to pull a muscle start the day off right.

k.

 

[Salty dog]

Favorite mouse? Topo Jijo (Spelling?)