I'm in tableservice right now at school. The quarter just started and it's extremely slow, especially since the student prix fixe's haven't started. I've had two tables in three nights of service. One of my classmates is becoming a quick friend, but he's quite loud mouthed and the rabble rousing type. He didn't have my phone number so today i got his, and straight up catfished him via text message during service. He's 26, serves at one of the better restaurants in town. I told him I was a senior in high school who he recently served and was really looking for a prom date. The other students got quite the kick out of it, as the whole time they knew it was me, and he was giving us play by play.