KKF counts to a million

[daveb]

Dry rub it till after dinner 2nite. SV overnight, 131F. Finish on smoker 2morrow. Slice thin like mega flank steak.

 

[Naftoor]

5912

Time to see if I have to eat my crow on previous stating how coffee shouldn’t taste good.

Regardless I’ll probably try Josumas Malibu gold in a bit since it sounds up my alley

 

[BillHanna]

5913

Thank you for your service to the Rectangle Community @MSicardCutlery

 

[M1k3]

5,914

Wrong knife. Wrong spot. Right technique.

@ethompson

 

[ethompson]

5,914

Wrong knife. Wrong spot. Right technique.

@ethompson
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5915
Be careful, don’t wanna get pitting on the core!

I dab the salty water or peroxide on with a qtip and use surface tension to keep it above the shinogi - or at least try too…

Going to do a post about this technique here soon

 

[M1k3]

5915
Be careful, don’t wanna get pitting on the core!

I dab the salty water or peroxide on with a qtip and use surface tension to keep it above the shinogi - or at least try too…

Going to do a post about this technique here soon

5,917

I just left the knife wet on accident. No salty water, peroxide or q-tip necessary.

1. Wet knife.
2. Get called away quickly and forget to dry knife.
3. Remember 2 hours later where you left it.
4. Brag on KKF about not using anything @ethompson said to use.
5. Be bummed it's not the knife you wanted to restore the KU on.

 

[DamageInc]

5876

Gosh darn it, I just dropped my favorite cutting board I've had for 13 years.

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5918
Fixed! My father worked some magic (wood glue).

 

[mengwong]

wood glue

5918.5

My girolle cracked along a seam. What food-safe glue should I use to restore it?

 

[DamageInc]

5918.5

My girolle cracked along a seam. What food-safe glue should I use to restore it?

5919
crack it along another seam and make a bangin' risotto

 

[Michi]

5918
Fixed! My father worked some magic (wood glue).

That indeed is like magic!

Next time I go to the hardware store, I'll ask for magic instead of wood glue.

 

[Heckel7302]

5921

How hard is it to put a pound sign between a W and a 2. Sheesh. So many offenders lately.

 

[M1k3]

5921

How hard is it to put a pound sign between a W and a 2. Sheesh. So many offenders lately.

And between the A and 2 @cotedupy

 

[Michi]

5,923

Whoever came up with this counting idea is bonkers.

 

[Heckel7302]

5,923

Whoever came up with this counting idea is bonkers.

5,924

Can't even give him a hard time about it, hasn't been seen in almost 5 years! I guess the all the counting got to be too much for him.

 

[HolyDiverScallop]

5,924

Can't even give him a hard time about it, hasn't been seen in almost 5 years! I guess the all the counting got to be too much for him.

5925

Guess he can’t be counted upon.

 

[Vertigo]

5925

Guess he can’t be counted upon.

5926

I hate it here.

 

[M1k3]

5,297

Knives AND ARMED Security?

 

[OkayMode]

5925

Guess he can’t be counted upon.

5,298

At this stage we’ve all counted him out already

 

[ethompson]

5299

@BillHanna there is a lot of uncertainty in this world, but I know I can count on you to angry react to all puns

 

[Gshep91]

5299

@BillHanna there is a lot of uncertainty in this world, but I know I can count on you to angry react to all puns

@ethompson there is a lot of uncertainty in this world, but I know I can count on you to count wrong.

#5930

 

[HolyDiverScallop]

5931

@BillHanna, noted pundit.

 

[Vertigo]

5299

@BillHanna there is a lot of uncertainty in this world, but I know I can count on you to angry react to all puns

I angry reacted to a pun and got a DM about it! Now I'm scared to express how I really feel about them

 

[BillHanna]

I angry reacted to a pun and got a DM about it! Now I'm scared to express how I really feel about them

5933

I got your back. I even angry react in threads I don’t have posts.

 

[M1k3]

5,934

 

[Michi]

5,935

@BillHanna is angry a lot lately.

 

[Gshep91]

5,935

@BillHanna is angry a lot lately.

Because no one is paying 5.99 anymore

5936

 

[aporigine]

I angry reacted to a pun and got a DM about it! Now I'm scared to express how I really feel about them

As a dedicated punster, I count a groan, a dirty look or an angry emoji as success.

 

[Heckel7302]

5,935

@BillHanna is angry a lot lately.

5,938

Probably been a while since a new rectangle has entered his life.

 

[ethompson]

5939

As part of our soft opening period for the new spot our PR guy insisted on doing a media preview day - AKA influencers eat free. Didn't think my opinions of these people could get any lower and here we are. Bringing guests - oh, I'm sorry, entourage - uninvited, ordering 4, 5, even 6 entrees per person and then even more to go. All sorts of weird lighting apparatuses. People asking if we could change the music to better fit the "vibes for my reels." After a few hours of expo and sandwich I had to head out and sit on the milk crate by the dumpster for some goddam peace and quiet.

Oh well, at least we're serving now and not in buildout anymore.

 

[M1k3]

5939

As part of our soft opening period for the new spot our PR guy insisted on doing a media preview day - AKA influencers eat free. Didn't think my opinions of these people could get any lower and here we are. Bringing guests - oh, I'm sorry, entourage - uninvited, ordering 4, 5, even 6 entrees per person and then even more to go. All sorts of weird lighting apparatuses. People asking if we could change the music to better fit the "vibes for my reels." After a few hours of expo and sandwich I had to head out and sit on the milk crate by the dumpster for some goddam peace and quiet.

Oh well, at least we're serving now and not in buildout anymore.

5,940

I do not miss those people!

Of course your food is cold! You were busy fixing your lighting and taking pictures, instead of, you know, doing what people are supposed to do at a restaurant!