Speaking like that, we will have your Danish citizenship revoked in no time..!
Seriously, what's wrong with the youth these day(edit: i assume you are 15 years old based on your comment).
Pantry raid pasta - fry some pancetta, then add carrot, celery, shallot and cook for a bit, but leave it crunchy. Off the heat toss with chopped cherry tomatoes, herbs(mint, parsley and wild garlic for me), creme fraiche and pasta. Season with S+P and grate over lemon zest.
Hacienda La Esmeralda - Coffee Collective does a super light roast that has so much bergamotte flavor that you think it's tea.
On the other hand I've never had a light roast from Square Mile that didn't make decent espresso 🤷♂️