In Yiddish we call that ungapatchka -- meaning so overly ornate that it is ugly and I wouldn't dare own it and if I did it would indicate my truly horrendous bad taste, but I would give it away as a gift to get rid of it.
All that in one word. Yiddish can be a great language.....
Apparently my Yiddish is not up to the standards of some on this board. Except for when I "shlep" across town to visit my "bubbe" who proceeds to offer me "nosh", while we sit there and "shmooze" and "kvetch" over all the "chutzpah" of the young generations. While reminding me that if I act like a "schmuk" she'll hit my "tuchus". "Oy vey" what a life.