NBA Thread

[Gavva]

I like that. Make sure the refs stick to the script. I'm gonna call my bookie and put some money on the Nuggets winning their first-round series.

 

[Mikeadunne]

bet 100 to win 5 - almost as solid an investment as buying knives and flipping them

 

[Gavva]

bet 100 to win 5 - almost as solid an investment as buying knives and flipping them

You're absolutely right. Dudes will be researching retailer price and offer $50 off BNIB.

 

[BillHanna]

Just please keep Tony Brothers away from my team.

 

[user 37848]

Jeff Teague on his pod:

 

[WPerry]

Conspiracy theory time

I think NBA is going to do their best to keep Lakers & Dubs from meeting in play-in. Lakers will win 7/8 matchup and Dubs will win 9/10 then whoever Lakers beat.

They want their cash cows in the big dance.

Man, every team in the West post-season is dangerous, but the thought of facing a low-seeded Lakers team, and their favorable whistle/boatload of free throw, would be particularly nerve-wracking.

 

[Gavva]

UConn getting the favorable calls, SMH. Purdue can’t seem to catch- up defending all those weaving motion sets by UConn. Clingan standing his ground. Edey can't score at will. Purdue is in trouble big time.
This is the one team built to beat them. Calling it game-over with 9 min to go.

 

[user 37848]

UConn imposing their will making Edey look like knock-off Boban

Hurley bros got annoying faces

 

[Gavva]

Kentucky is going to throw bags of money on that whiner, lol.

 

[user 37848]

Bron & AD out tonight... what are you guys up to @Gavva @Mikeadunne ???

 

[Mikeadunne]

Idk dude

 

[Gavva]

What I heard on Truth Social: The NBA asked Minnesota to take out AD to make the last few games interesting. Ratings are way below average due to college BB and the owners are not happy.
Reality: Bad game schedule. Same time as new “Shogun” episode and AD is a fan.

 

[user 37848]

What I heard on Truth Social: The NBA asked Minnesota to take out AD to make the last few games interesting. Ratings are way below average due to college BB and the owners are not happy.
Reality: Bad game schedule. Same time as new “Shogun” episode and AD is a fan.

AD Doubtful: Toranaga Sama

 

[user 37848]

West play in is looking wild

 

[Mikeadunne]

Man, I’m sure every team can say this but I can recall a number of games that we simply gave away that would be really useful right about now

 

[BillHanna]

Wait. You mean not everyone has a 575737247 game lead on their conference?

 

[Gavva]

Wait. You mean not everyone has a 575737247 game lead on their conference?

Be careful, Villanova just beat you guys last night. Playoffs are coming…

 

[Gavva]

Sorry, it’s Masters week. Busy watching the replays.
Maybe Lakers would rather go against the Suns than Sacramento.

 

[Mikeadunne]

Sorry, it’s Masters week. Busy watching the replays.
Maybe Lakers would rather go against the Suns than Sacramento.

Whatever we can do to avoid Denver lol

 

[BillHanna]

Yes. Please. Someone beat Denver.

 

[Mikeadunne]

Pretty sure you’re gonna have to do it your damn self

 

[Mikeadunne]

Really what the lakers need is for Draymond to absolutely fall off the deep end and kick jokic so hard in the balls he’s out for the playoffs

 

[parbaked]

Really what the Celtics need is for Draymond to absolutely fall off the deep end and kick jokic so hard in the balls he’s out for the playoffs

FTFY

 

[Gavva]

Nuggets are everybody's problem. Celtics have their best chance this year, they say. But waiting for them up in the mountains is an absolute nightmare. Sheesh.

 

[parbaked]

Celtics have their best chance this year, they say. But waiting for them up in the mountains is an absolute nightmare. Sheesh.

I would feel more confident if Draymond kicks Jokic in the balls really hard....

 

[Mikeadunne]

Everybody just crossing their fingers someone else takes care of the nugs lol

 

[user 37848]

Really what the lakers need is for Draymond to absolutely fall off the deep end and kick jokic so hard in the balls he’s out for the playoffs

Unfortunately for Dubs fans this is not a far fetched idea

 

[user 37848]

I’m actually tired of the media narrative on Draymond. Imagine if you had your foot elbowed by dudes nuts and everyone blamed you all the time

 

[Mikeadunne]

Unfortunately for Dubs fans this is not a far fetched idea

Let’s gooooo!!!

 

[parbaked]

I’m actually tired of the media narrative on Draymond. Imagine if you had your foot elbowed by dudes nuts and everyone blamed you all the time

Rubbing one’s nuts on another man’s kicks should be a flagrant 2!